A Vampire Muses on Movies in Three Minutes or Less – Frankenstein (1931)
A Vampire Muses on Movies in Three Minutes or Less – Frankenstein The morning started out when I went out to my car and it looked like something the size of a pterodactyl pooped on my car. We all have...
View ArticleFREE HALLOWEEN HORROR – Twisted Tales from Beneath the Bed
FREE SCARY STUFF For Halloween Free – October 30-31 The Internationally Acclaimed Creepies – Twisted Tales from Beneath the Bed Download your copy at: Amazon http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009JXJU8C You’ll...
View ArticleThe Cutting Edge – Vampire Maman Has Halloween Fun with Paper!
Halloween Paper Cutting Fun with Vampire Maman When I was a small girl my mother showed me how to cut simple paper dolls with paper. Since then I’ve been cutting free form paper dolls – just for fun. I...
View ArticleThis is Halloween at the Vampire House!
Vampires do not dress up as Vampires on Halloween…. However, this year the girl child graduated from cute witches and things with fairy wings to something a little more scary! And why yes, mom did do...
View ArticleFREE DECEMBER 26, 2012 Creepies – Tales From Beneath the Bed
FREE DECEMBER 26, 2012 Creepies – Tales From Beneath the Bed http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009JXJU8C A New Horror Classic! Looking for a little hair raising fun? Download this wonderfully creepy, scary...
View ArticleWhat really scares a Vampire
Aside from something harming our children…there isn’t much that scares a Vampire mom. I’m talking about that raising the hair on the back of your neck creep uncomfortable scare that gives you...
View Articlegood.evil.karaoke.
THE epic first book in a single book series! good. evil. karaoke. JOHN SCHMIDT is a loser. He’s an overweight mall cop plagued with nightmares. His only joy in life comes from singing karaoke at the...
View ArticleMeanwhile…lurking under my house…
When you hear a lot of yelling and banging around under the house you know A) the dog has a skunk or B) the dog has a raccoon. Clara had down outside to get something from under the house. We call it a...
View ArticleThank me later for not hawking stuff but TODAY is FREE DAY.
Happy FREE DAY! I know I don’t usually hawk books and the like BUT this is FREE TODAY – August 16. Go to Amazon.com for your FREE copy of Dragons and Dreams! Do it for me. Do it for yourself. Do it for...
View ArticleHalloween Hotties #7: October Brides
Who doesn’t love a bride? Always the most beautiful woman in the room. Being a bride is a wonderful, magical and sometimes scary thing… Bride of Frankenstein You’d be crazy not to like her! That style....
View ArticleHalloween Hotties: Bruce Campbell
A lot of people know this guy from Evil Dead or Burn Notice… That hair, that chin, that face… But no matter what he is in Bruce Campbell is ALWAYS noticed, and is one smoking hot Halloween Hottie! No...
View ArticleFamily time – in the shadows and night
Chlorine Bleach. You don’t need to keep gallons of it around because you shouldn’t be making that kind of mess. That is one of the first things I teach new Vampires or stupid Vampires. I swear...
View ArticleDracula Lives
Oh the romance with Vampires. Who doesn’t love a well dressed blood sucking man coming into their bedroom in the middle of the night? Nothing makes you feel sexy like the scrape of a fang against your...
View ArticleFamous Monsters
Everybody loves monsters – and nobody loved them more than Forest Ackerman editor of Famous Monsters of Filmland Magazine. You gotta love the artwork on these covers. My absolute favorite is #130 with...
View ArticleA Trunk Full of Monsters (Monster Art that is)
Several years ago my husband brought home an old trunk full of monster magazines and comics. Before I sold most of them I took photos. So Happy Halloween. Most of these movies (in my opinion, you are...
View ArticleMonsters in Love
While taking clothes out of the dryer I found a crisp folded piece of notepaper with a note, written with a red Sharpie. Dear Garrett, I don’t think you understand how you tear my heart apart. You...
View ArticleOnline Bullies & Monsters Among The Writing Community
This is from one of my favorite writers and friend Nathan Tackett: Ah yes, the internet – where spineless cowards bark with hateful intention. A terrible situation recently came to light where a fellow...
View ArticleCut and Color Halloween
A few years back I featured my own Cut and Color monsters and mythical creature paper dolls for Halloween. Here they are again (the entire set) for those of you who might have missed them the first...
View ArticleBurning Question #34: Are You Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse?
Zombeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!! I’ve posted a few times about my Zombie friends (see below for “Lunch Date With Zombies) but what about Zombies who aren’t our friends? You know the type. So enough of the...
View ArticleShort Story Sunday: Leaving Victor
A new Tangled Tale for October 13, 2019 from Juliette aka Vampire Maman. Leaving Victor The Creature watched as the figure in the large overcoat and hat came through the door. The man walked with a...
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